Miranda Kerr Sexy Behind The Scene Bikini Modeling Shoot With Wedgie Picker

Here is Miranda Kerr modeling a variety of tiny bikinis in St. Barts for a photoshoot, note the person molesting the Australian beauty. Yesterday in an Alessandra Ambrosio post I asked why Victoria's Secret doesn't have a person on staff to remove wedgies from their models. Well turns out they do have a person to do just that. How exactly does one get a job as Miranda Kerr's wedgie picker? I would do that job and I promise not to use my hands. Do I have to fill out and application? Do I need a special college degree? Do I have to start at the bottom with say a Rosie O'Donnell, *shudders*, and work my way to the top to the likes of Miranda? Do I have to be female? Do I have to be gay? Is Victoria's Secret an equal opportunity employer? And while I am asking a bunch of stupid questions, who do I have to kill to smell that fat chick's fingers? Click on pictures to enlarge.